Shrek Barbie is my fashion icon
How in gods name is this a real thing
My dream outfit
look at this snape i found
it seems normal but then
what is this
turn to page 394 motherfucker
You do know the one with the beautifully colored plumage is the male peacock and it only presents itself like that to attract the plain colored female, right?
So basically the only role your fabulousness has is to impress the plain ol’ me. And I may or may not give a fuck.
this is how u use tinder right
he came out of left field with this one
one time sophomore year this girl told a boy that she couldn’t go swimming because she was on her period and didn’t have a tampon and he said “can’t you just hold it” and this is why we need better sex education